Chronicle of a shared Nobel Prize

She entered through the back door of the White House. The media did not have access to the ceremony, even though, according to Trump, this is the country of true freedom of the press.  In addition to the Republican president, the only other attendee was his lapdog, Marco Rubio.
Thus was consummated another of the most cynical and deplorable acts of our time: Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado presented her emulator, Donald Trump, with the Nobel Peace Prize medal, which she "earned" for her incitement to war, terrorism against Venezuela, and everything the Trump administration has done, including the recent military action and the kidnapping of President Nicolás Maduro and Congresswoman Cilia Flores on January 3.
At the secret ceremony, Marco Rubio applauded, perhaps revelling in the idea of being, like Trump, deserving of such a hypocritical and unethical gesture.
Let us remember that the "Nobels," with their latest nomination—that of Corina—have received a "coup de grâce" that makes them increasingly less credible.  
The Nobel Committee limited itself to recalling, regarding the gesture of the Venezuelan far-right opposition leader María Corina Machado, that although the medal may change hands, the title of laureate cannot be transferred.
Trump, who has always considered himself deserving of the prize for "the great merits" he alone claims, declared this time that "it was a great honor for me to meet María Corina Machado of Venezuela today."
And he wrote on his Truth Social account: "María gave me her Nobel Peace Prize for the work I have done. A wonderful gesture of mutual respect. Thank you, María!"
She, still euphoric from having shared a private lunch with Trump and Marco Rubio and having given the Nobel Medal to the US president, did not hide her satisfaction at feeling "blessed" by the man who had just bombed Venezuela, murdered more than a hundred people, and—as if that were not enough—kidnapped its legitimate president, Nicolás Maduro, and his partner and deputy, Cilia Flores.
In response to this audacity, the Nobel Committee categorically clarified that the Prize cannot, even symbolically, be transferred or distributed after it has been awarded, so whether they like it or not, the act has no value.